Running from the 10th until 26th of September.

Visit the Sydney Fringe Festival website for full program details.

Running from the 22nd of September until the 10th of October.

Visit the Melbourne Fringe Festival website for full program details.


David Quirk likes to serve up his humour black. I Don’t Wanna Tell Jokes is a a show that, as it promises, delivers much more than just jokes. There’s a darkness and bitter honesty to Dave’s stories that gives his jokes a gravity that will have you laughing again and again. Also, there’s dancing.

With topics ranging from suicide and death to unrequited love, Dave creates a mood that lulls the audience into a silence before shocking them into laughter with a punch line. It’s a brutally effective technique that still has me laughing even at stories that I’ve heard him perform many times at comedy nights. While many comedians use shock as a one off gimmick, Dave skill at setting a scene keeps the audience laughing again and again.

While this show consists primarily of the accumulated stand-up that Dave has been performing around town for the past year, as a whole it becomes so much more than that. Even though the stories form individual stand-up spots, they seem to flow naturally into each other. The additional moments are also well worth the price of admission in and of themselves – I still can’t get over the dancing – and the existing material seems tighter than ever.

This is a brilliant début show from a talented performer. While some of the humour may not be for everybody – some of the shocks are actually quite shocking – I couldn’t find a flaw. I Don’t Want to Tell Jokes is a singing, dancing and laughing spectacular.

I Don’t Wanna Tell Jokes has a short run – only tonight (Friday April 13th) and tomorrow, Saturday April 14th, remain. See the comedy festival website for bookings or further information.

Tonights Gigs

Stratford Courthouse Theatre (VIC)
Em O’Loughlin in HOW I MADE MY ARSE LOOK SMALLER SIMPLY BY PULLING MY HEAD OUT OF IT
A show about getting jiggy with your jiggly bits.
Book on 5145 6790
Damien Callinan in The Cave To The Rave
8pm, $17/$15
Bookings through the Bella Union website
*The Big Hoo Haa!
Perth’s premier improvised show comes to Melbourne!
8pm, $14/$12
Bookings through TryBooking
Comedy Court
Comedy with Live Audience Digital Voting as comics compete for cash & prizes!
8pm, Show only $10.00 / Dinner & show $21.99.
Bookings through the Comedy Court Website
Lazy Susan’s Comedy Den
8:30pm, Book tickets through BOCS Ticketing
Rhino Room (SA)
Rhino Fridays
Visit the Adelaide Comedy website for line ups.
8pm, $12
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