The worst advice I ever received was… romantic advice from Wile E. Coyote
I didn’t a get girlfriend and I had the endure the humiliation of walking away shaped like an accordian.
The best advice I ever received was… never ever travel west of the Eastern States (Vic, Tas, NSW and Qld) because the rest of the states are evil. Look…
Or I guess it could mean Santa is W(est) but I’m not taking any chances.
I’ve never understood why… some people (I’m looking at you Year 1 kids!) draw the Sun with sunglasses on.
Interestingly, the thing people don’t realise about me is… that I’m am not early 90’s Home & Away hearthtrob Dieter Brummer. We may look alike but there are some small noticable differences.
Romance wise, I’m best known for… the old patented Michael-Williams-3-step.
Works every time! (Yes, I know it has 4 steps!)