I wish I’d never…invaded Polland. That’s the last time I drink Tequilla!
The last thing i enjoyed…was beating the Queen in an arm wrestle after joining U2 on stage at their concert.#
[#may not have actually happened]
I am sickened at the thought of…a hippo humping a monkey in sewage, but thats just me.
Ive always wondered why…penguins were never given the gift of flight… poor little fellas.
Its always frightening when…you’re frightened.
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