My favourite reptile is… the Tyrannosaurus Rex, even though his hands were so small they couldn’t reach his mouth so he could never appreciate cutlery
I often think about… where on the planet is the factory that makes clouds
The worst kind of pain is… a combination of the physical and mental. ie, when you regret sawing of your legs
I can’t stand it when… someone’s halfway through giving you directions and they spontaneously combust.
The best day of my life was… when snakes ate my house and my entire family fell into the whirly blades of a helicopter…no, wait! That really sucked!
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