Kent Valentine
I’m tired of… People telling me that I can’t do my festival show in a wheel chair under the name “Wheels Valentine”!
My most uncomfortable memory of childhood is… One day i locked myself in my Mum’s cupboard because I had convinced myself that my Granny was really Batman’s arch nemesis the Penguin (This was due to the fact that they owned very similar umbrellas). In my Mum’s cupboard I found an umbrella that was also like the Penguin’s. Frightened out of my mind due to the fact that BOTH my Mum and Granny were the Penguin, I ran screaming through the house and knocked myself out on a plate glass door.
My favourite animal is… My rabbit Bastion. He likes to eat parsley, xbox cables and Justin Hamilton’s leg hair.
I wish I knew more about… Scientology, because it’s hilarious. Maybe my next festival show will be “Kent vs. L. Ron Hubbard”
If I weren’t a comedian I’d be… I’d like to be something cool, but I’d probably end up being the kind of PE teacher that you keep your daughter away from.
You can catch Kent’s Comedy Festival show Be My (Kent)Valentine