I always knew that... I would end up going to the Oscars. Sure, I thought I would be up on the podium receiving an Oscar for my hilarious and heartbreaking screenplay called “Blackmail This!” starring Whoopi Goldberg and Bette Midler. Nevertheless, just being there and loitering behind Cheesy Dick Wilkins was enough.
If I was Katie Holmes I would... abort.
I wish I had a dollar for every time... someone said ‘are you really nude in those commercials?’ The answer, is no. I had my undies pulled way up my crack, but not nude. Oh, hang on a minute, I work in breakfast radio. I DO have a dollar for every time someone has asked me that question. I have a THOUSAND dollars for every time someone has asked me that question! Hell – ask away. I’m mad for it.
I despise people who... ask me if I was really nude in those ads.
I despise people who... do callbacks in questionnaires.
I despise people who... try to answer the same question three times – why are comedians so needy? And the gay ones are the worst!
I’ve often wondered... why I don’t have a boyfriend. I’m a catch! I mean, I’m a little self interested, but a catch nonetheless.
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